Questquake: Whose Adventure is it, Anyway?

Dive into a whimsical, interactive text-based adventure where you play as a narcissistic bard tasked with organizing an epic quest. The twist? You have to negotiate the roles of your motley crew of adventurers — each with their own ridiculous backstories and conflicting ambitions. From a brooding warrior who can't stop quoting poetry to a mage who accidentally turned the last town into cheese, you’ll need to charm, trick, or flat-out bribe your way through wacky scenarios. Choose wisely, because every decision affects not only your quest's outcome but also the zany dynamics of your bickering party. Will you emerge as the legendary bard who wrote the tale, or just another footnote in someone else's saga?