Questonomicon: Whose Quest is it Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a hapless quest-giver who accidentally activates an ancient artifact known as the Questonomicon. This powerful tome chooses your quests for you, and they're often absurdly comical or dramatically over-the-top. As you navigate a series of increasingly ridiculous quests—ranging from single-handedly mediating a feud between rival llama herders to rescuing a talking cat that claims it’s a lost prince—you must manage an eclectic group of adventurers with wildly varying skills, motivations, and personalities. Each decision you make shapes the adventure, leading to hilarious outcomes and unexpected alliances in this satirical critique of classic adventure tropes.