In a world where the idea of royalty is as convoluted as a poorly written sitcom, you play as a down-on-their-luck bard caught in a web of outrageous quests to determine the rightful heir to a ridiculous and misplaced crown. Each quest leads you deeper into a realm filled with zany characters, such as a self-proclaimed 'Chosen One' who can never choose, a royal chef in constant search of the perfect soufflé, and an overly dramatic knight who insists on narrating their own life story. With each comedic twist and layered subplot, you'll encounter decisions that impact the outcome of the crown saga. Can you uncover the true heir while ensuring your own hilarious survival?