Questception: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a world where every hero has a story, you are a disgruntled Narrator forced to guide characters through their ludicrous quests. But here's the twist: the characters are all self-aware and start to bicker over who's the 'real' protagonist. As you craft their journeys, you'll have to manipulate plot devices, dodge their complaints, and ensure they reach their bizarre goals—like saving a kingdom from a chocolate flood or retrieving a stolen moon. The narrative is filled with witty banter, unexpected turns, and choices that affect not only the characters in your charge but also your own fate as the Narrator. Will you keep control, or will the story spiral into chaos?