Questception: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In this mind-bending interactive text-based adventure, players find themselves at the heart of a narrative meta-quest. You are an overlooked character in a story that's spiraling out of control—your author can't decide who the hero is, and neither can the characters! Switch between multiple protagonists, each with their own quirks, skills, and subjective realities. As you navigate through increasingly absurd scenarios—like a dragon that just wants to steal your pizza instead of your gold—you'll face comedic dilemmas, mystical misunderstandings, and plot-twisting revelations. Can you guide your unwitting allies to reclaim their tales, or will you all be driven to chaos by the whims of a distracted author?