In this interactive text-based game, you step into the quirky shoes of an amateur bard named Lira, who finds herself accidentally pirating the tales of other adventurers. Each time she recounts a tale, it morphs into a zany new story that pulls characters and plot points from various literary styles, each more absurd than the last. Navigate through these layers of narrative, making choices that affect not only the current story but also how the next adventure unfolds. Your quest includes absurd quests, eccentric characters, and the occasional existential crisis, all while trying to keep your narrative threads from tangling. Can you help Lira become the famed bard of your own story, or will you help her spiral into a comedic failure?