Quest University: The Degree of Destiny

In this playful and satirical text-based adventure, you are a first-year student at Quest University, a place notorious for its absurdly convoluted academic pathways. As you navigate through quirky courses, eccentric professors, and bizarre extracurricular activities, you'll need to make choices that dramatically affect your educational journey and your overall sanity. Each decision intertwines with a meta-narrative that pokes fun at classic RPG tropes. Will you pursue the M.A. in Mythical Creature Management or perhaps the B.S. in Strategic Napping? The possibilities are as wild and unpredictable as your professors' grading scales. Dive into a whimsically chaotic world where the only limits are your imagination and your GPA!