Quest for the Self-Proclaimed Hero

In this absurd and whimsical text-based adventure, you play as an overly ambitious bard who believes they are destined for greatness. Set in a world where every quest is dictated by an indecisive, wannabe hero looking for validation, players must navigate their way through a series of increasingly ridiculous scenarios—from a dragon that only wants to open a bakery, to a kingdom at war over the best type of cheese. Players choose dialogue options and make decisions that not only affect the outcome of the quests but also influence the ego of the self-proclaimed hero with hilarious and dramatic results. Will you help them achieve their dreams of glory, or will you sabotage their hilariously inflated sense of self-importance for your own gain?