Quantum Quest: Who's the Hero, Anyway?

In this hilariously absurd interactive text-based game, you, a bumbling quantum physicist named Dr. Quark, accidentally invent a device that can alter reality. The catch? Every time you use it, your decisions create unpredictable and often outrageous outcomes, leading you through insane scenarios, including interdimensional roller derbies, sentient socks bent on world domination, and a debate team battle against your own alternate selves. Players must navigate through witty dialogue choices, navigate the quantum realms, and ultimately face the existential question: what does it even mean to be a hero when your alter egos are more competent than you?