Protocols of Proximity

In a city where everyone must greet each other in the most absurd and over-the-top manner possible, you play as Riley, an awkward yet determined 'Greetings Specialist' tasked with deciphering the hilarity and danger that ensues when social norms are twisted. Navigate through a tangled web of eccentric characters, from flamboyant politicians to conspiracy theorists, as you search for the 'Ultimate Greeting', a mythical phrase rumored to grant its speaker untold charisma and influence. Each decision you make influences both the comedic tone and the mysterious threads of intrigue that culminate in a surprise revelation about the city's true nature.