Protocol: Celebrity Snatch

In a world where celebrities are mysteriously disappearing, you play as a charismatic private investigator who’s more interested in trending hashtags than solving crimes. With your best friend, an overly enthusiastic AI assistant named G.A.R.Y. (Genuine Artificial Response for Youth), you navigate through a frenzy of eccentric suspects, conspiracy theories, and social media-driven clues. Use your wit to piece together the motives behind each celebrity disappearance, all while managing your social media followers and keeping your own fame intact. Choices you make will determine if you become the next viral sensation or if you flop harder than a no-name YouTuber’s first video. Get ready for a wild ride filled with dramatic twists, hilarious misunderstandings, and more memes than you can handle.