Prophet's Dilemma

In a world where prophecies are currency, you play as an amateur seer trying to make a name for yourself in the chaotic realm of prophetic consulting. Each day, clients approach with conflicting requests and desires. Your choices will unlock absurd and dramatic paths, from a cultist who believes you are the prophesied one to a grieving parent trying to rewrite fate. As you navigate the entangled threads of destiny, hilarity ensues as you misinterpret visions, fumble through omens, and engage in tongue-in-cheek dialogues with magical beings that challenge your perception of fate. Will you rise to prophetic stardom or end up cursed by your own nonsense?