In a world where prophecy is as common as bad puns, you play as a hapless bard who stumbles upon an ancient tome that causes prophecies to manifest in wacky and unexpected ways. As you traverse through a series of absurd and comedic scenarios, your decisions will shape the fate of kingdoms while you try to dodge the absurdity of your own overly-dramatic proclamations. Each chapter leads you through quirky quests, strange allies, and infamous foes, all delivered with a side of snark. Can you navigate the chaos of prophecy gone wrong and discover your true destiny (or at the very least, a really good joke)?