In a world where prophecies are as common as bad coffee, you play as an overqualified fortune teller named Zane. Tired of the endless cycles of predicting doom and gloom for all the townsfolk, you decide to rewrite the prophecies and rewrite your own fate. Navigate through a tapestry of rumors, cults, and misadventures as you manage the chaos your new prophecies create. With a sidekick who's a talking cat and a nemesis who's a rival seer, you must determine whose prophecy is the quirkiest and save the town from unnecessary catastrophes—all while trying to maintain your sanity and signature snark.