Prophecy Unplugged

In a world where prophecies are as common as lunch breaks, you play as a down-on-their-luck oracle named Sid. Tired of having your fate dictated by ancient scrolls and enthusiastic scribes, you decide to take matters into your own hands by crafting absurd, outrageous, and hilariously inaccurate predictions that become wildly popular. As people flock to get a taste of your questionable foresight, you'll navigate a series of bizarre challenges, from appeasing vengeful deities to foiling rival oracles. Your mission? Rewrite your destiny and outwit those who would make you a pawn in their divine games, all while laughing at the absurdity of it all!