Prophecy Unplugged

In a world where prophecies are the hottest commodities, you play as a struggling 'Prophecy Broker' who stumbles upon a collection of conflicting and absurd prophecies belonging to different factions. With a darkly comedic twist, you must navigate the chaos as various characters approach you, each convinced your next prediction will change their fortunes (or doom them). Engage in outrageous negotiations, sabotage attempts, and whimsical quests to deliver prophecies that are as unpredictable as the next punchline. Will you find the truth in the hilarity, or will your own prophecy become a fabrication lost in the fray?