In a world where destiny is dictated by a dysfunctional council of oracles, you play as a has-been fortune teller, Thalia, who accidentally gets thrust into the role of a living prophecy. As you navigate a series of absurd adventures, you must interact with quirky characters—misfit heroes, rival seers, and self-important prophecies—all while trying to figure out whose prophecy it really is and how to twist it to your advantage. Each decision leads to humorous and chaotic consequences as you grapple with fate's absurdity and your own lackadaisical attitude towards destiny.