Prophecy Shenanigans

In a chaotic world where prophecies are a hot commodity, you play as a snarky seer who has accidentally stumbled upon a prophecy that could change the fate of the realm. Instead of handling it in a straightforward manner, you decide to leverage this prophecy for your own gain, leading to a series of absurd scenarios where you must navigate comical encounters with naive heroes, cynical villains, and bumbling misguided cults. Your choices determine the outcome, from rallying a band of quirky misfits to solve the prophecy, to purposely twisting it for your amusement. Will you become a celebrated oracle or the laughingstock of prophecy enthusiasts?