Prophecy Shenanigans

In a world where prophecies are whimsically written and delivered by eccentric oracles, you play as a down-on-their-luck bard who stumbles upon a prophetic scroll predicting the end of your village. With comedic flair, you must navigate the absurdity of the situation, recruit quirky allies (like a pessimistic wizard and a hyperactive squirrel), and solve bizarre riddles to uncover whose prophecy it really is. The catch? Each choice you make hilariously alters the prophecy itself, leading to wildly unexpected outcomes, from epic battles to dance-offs against mythical creatures. Will you uncover the truth or become the punchline of the universe's greatest joke?