Prophecy Shenanigans

In a whimsical world where prophecies abound and fate is just a bad punchline, you play as a disillusioned Bard who accidentally inherits the fate of a kingdom, tasked with managing absurd predictions from eccentric Oracles. Every decision you make navigates through hilariously paradoxical prophecies that challenge your wit and strategy. Can you steer the kingdom away from doom or will you find yourself in an even bigger mess? Unravel the chaos and decide whose prophecy to follow—or to ignore—in this unpredictable absurdist adventure.