Prophecy Roulette

In a world where prophecies are bought and sold like stock, you play as a low-tier fortune teller who reluctantly becomes embroiled in a bizarre government conspiracy involving mystical predictions gone awry. Navigate through a chaotic marketplace filled with quirky characters, unexpected twists, and a constantly evolving prophecy that seems to change every time you turn around. Unravel the truth behind these prophecies, use your wit to avoid absurd situations, and decide the fate of your town while figuring out whose prophecy actually matters. Will you turn your mundane life into an extraordinary adventure, or will you get tangled up in the absurdities of fate?