Prophecy Roulette

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad coffee, you play as a quirky soothsayer who's unwittingly become the center of a celestial mix-up. Several conflicting prophecies about your future have emerged, each predicting wildly divergent fates: a mortifying sneeze that summons a dragon, a hilarious showdown with an angry band of puppeteers, or accidentally becoming the universe's greatest hero. The choices you make will alter the prophecies' outcomes in absurd and hilarious ways. Navigate through a colorful cast of characters including a moody oracle, a melodramatic bard, and a paranoid delivery boy, all while trying to keep your sanity intact and find a prophecy that doesn’t end with you face-palming at your own absurdity.