Prophecy Roulette

In a whimsical universe where prophecies can be purchased, traded, and even stolen, players step into the role of an underdog prophecy broker named Yara. Your mission? Help clients fulfill absurdly exaggerated destinies while navigating a chaotic market filled with rival brokers, quirky magical artifacts, and outrageous terms of service. With each decision, the fates twist in unexpected ways, leading to hilariously unpredictable outcomes. Will you help a hero find their sword or accidentally sell them a cursed banana instead?