Prophecy Roulette

Step into the shoes of a bumbling fortune teller who finds themselves unwittingly embroiled in an interdimensional crisis. Tasked with deciphering increasingly absurd prophecies from a myriad of timelines, you must navigate through a chaotic world where each decision you make could dramatically alter the fate of your universe. Encounter hilarious characters, forge unexpected alliances, and awkwardly juggle the responsibilities of being 'the chosen one' while dodging wildly exaggerated prophecies. Can you determine which prophecy belongs to you... or are they all just a cosmic prank?