Prophecy Pundits

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee breaks, you play as a reluctant 'Prophet' who can’t seem to get it right. Each day presents you with a new prophecy from the Council of Mystic Oversight, but the catch is, you never know if it's actually meant for you or someone else. As you navigate through the absurd bureaucracy of prophetic compliance—complete with enigmatic seers, rival prophets, and unhinged cults—you must make choices that alter the law of prophecies. Can you discern the true fate of the world, or will you accidentally doom humanity while attempting to save your own skin? It’s a comedic journey full of outrageous characters, unexpected plot twists, and your own witty remarks leading to multiple endings!