Prophecy Pundits

In a world where prophecies are the lifeblood of society, you play as an underappreciated prophecy editor tangled in a web of fate, fortune, and frivolity. Everyone is looking for their fortune while you must balance the desires of quirky clients—an impatient king, a dramatic sorceress, and a conspiracy-theorizing bard—all while trying to stop an ancient prophecy from coming true without your consent. Unravel the mysteries of the Prophecy Bureau, thwart catastrophic outcomes with snappy dialogue, and discover the absurdity behind what's really written in the stars. Choose how the stories unfold through your witty repartee and clever decisions, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes.