Prophecy Pundits

In a world where everyone receives their life's prophecies from highly unreliable oracles, you play as a self-proclaimed expert on deciphering these absurd predictions. Your goal is to help various eccentric characters navigate their contradictory prophecies while uncovering a conspiracy that threatens the very fabric of fate. Engage in witty dialogues, unravel bizarre quests, and make choices that cleverly twist the narrative. Will you fulfill the outrageous expectations, or will you turn prophecy into punchline?