Prophecy Pundits

In a world where prophecies are a currency and divination is a competitive sport, you play as a lowly wannabe oracle desperate to prove their worth. As you navigate the baffling bureaucracy of the Oracle's Guild, your goal is to make absurd prophecies that are so outrageous, they might just come true. Engage in witty banter with rival oracles, awkward patrons seeking guidance, and flamboyant prophecy critics while unraveling a meta-narrative that examines the nature of destiny. Choose your words carefully; the wrong joke or pun could either lead to fame or disaster!