Prophecy Punchline

In a whimsical world where prophecies can be as absurd as they are serious, you play as an apathetic oracle who discovers that their predictions can have drastic yet hilariously unintended consequences. Travelers from various realms arrive seeking guidance, each with their own bizarre quests that challenge your ability to interpret prophecies creatively. Armed with only your wit and a sarcastic sense of humor, navigate through a series of ludicrous trials and misunderstandings. Can you deliver prophecies that both entertain and enlighten, or will you accidentally plunge the world into chaos?