Prophecy Punchline

In a world where prophecies are handed out like business cards, you play as a jaded fortune-teller who has lost their touch. Instead of predicting the future, you find yourself embroiled in a chaotic blend of absurd characters coming to you with bizarre requests. Will you help them fulfill their ludicrous destinies, or will you turn the tables to forge your own path? Navigate through witty dialogue, make choices that affect the outcomes, and hilariously misinterpret prophecies to add your unique flair to others’ fates. Just remember, every decision can lead to unexpected results, some of which could be comically disastrous.