Prophecy Propulsion

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a cynical bard who accidentally stumbles upon a forgotten prophecy that hints at an impending apocalypse. Instead of trying to save the world, you decide to monetize it. Using your cunning, charm, and a few questionable choices, you must negotiate with heroes, villains, and even gods to create the most thrilling and absurd narrative for your audience, all while dealing with the every-changing fate of the world. Will you fashion a new destiny for yourself, or will the absurdity of prophecy catch up with you?