Prophecy Pandemonium

In a whimsical kingdom where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a fortune-teller who has lost the ability to interpret the cryptic messages from the Oracle. The catch? Every character you encounter—wizards, knights, and even talking animals—believes they're central to a grand prophecy. Instead of escaping or surviving, you must navigate a chaotic world, making choices that hilariously twist the narratives of these prophecies while trying to reclaim your gift. Each choice leads to absurd situations, absurd characters, and the ultimate question: whose prophecy is it anyway?