In a world where prophecies can be bought, sold, and reliably misunderstood, you play as a prophecy-wrangler — a slightly incompetent underdog who stumbles into a celestial conspiracy. Players must navigate through comically exaggerated predictions that twist between fate, ambition, and chaos. Each decision leads to wild consequences, where you may end up negotiating with gods, befriending mythical creatures, or accidentally triggering an ancient curse while trying to decipher what 'oranges on Thursdays' really signifies. The ultimate goal? To figure out who really controls the narrative. Along the way, your choices influence the dynamic world around you, filled with quirky character interactions, tongue-in-cheek humor, and unexpected plot twists.