Prophecy Pandemonium

In a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and traded like common stocks, you play as a down-on-their-luck Forex Prophet, a guide through the unpredictable landscape of fate. Choose from a variety of eccentric clients - from a wannabe hero seeking glory to a perfumed villain desperate to predict the downfall of his arch-nemesis. As you navigate humorous challenges, absurd negotiations, and the whims of fate, your choices will shape the destinies of your clients and yourself. Will you uncover the secret to genuine prophecy or succumb to the misadventures of fate gone wild?