Prophecy Palooza

In a world where prophecies are crowded like an overzealous bar and everyone's talking about their 'divine revelations', you play as a reluctant oracle who just wants to make a decent living running a small shop. However, your life takes a dramatic turn when a series of bizarre and conflicting prophecies start to unfold around you, all while you juggle eccentric customers, prophetic requests, and chaotic 'fate' twists. Navigate through hilariously absurd scenarios, make choices that affect your future (or lack of it), and discover whose prophecy really reigns supreme. Or maybe it's all just nonsense? You decide!