Prophecy Palooza

In a world where prophecies are treated like hotcakes at a diner, you play as a disgruntled prophecy writer named Zephyr, who is sick of the absurdity of the so-called fate-predicting business. After accidentally writing a prophecy that ignites a chaotic contest between rival prophecy caretakers, you must navigate bizarre challenges, from negotiating with self-absorbed oracles to sabotaging rival prophets. Your decisions affect the wild twists and turns in this dramatic text-based comedy, as you strive to reclaim your destiny without losing your sanity (or sense of humor) in the process.