Prophecy Dilemmas

In a world where prophetic visions are as casual as morning coffee, you play as a snarky, down-on-their-luck fortune teller who accidentally receives conflicting prophecies from various mystical sources. Your job is to navigate the absurd dilemmas posed by these prophecies, making decisions that will lead to hilariously chaotic outcomes. Every choice you make will alter the narrative, and as the prophecies collide, you'll face unpredictable challenges and quirky characters, all while trying to maintain your credibility in a trade where trust is fleeting. Will you embrace the chaos, or will you attempt to control your destiny?