In a whimsical world where prophecies run rampant, you play as a snarky, self-proclaimed 'Prophecy Consultant.' As misfortune strikes various kingdoms, you've been summoned to interpret the foretold events—and possibly rewrite them! Candidates for the next big prophecy include a clumsy wizard, a rebellious princess, and a talking cat with an attitude to match. Engage in hilarious conversations, navigate bizarre scenarios, and help these characters figure out whether their fates are truly etched in the stars or just a poorly written script. Will you embrace your role in the prophecy market, or play the ultimate prank on fate itself?