Prophecies & Paradox

In a world where prophecies are delivered by snarky celestial beings, you play as Aster, a newly anointed 'Prophet' who can hear how the future unfolds... but only in absurd riddles and puns. As Aster, you'll navigate a labyrinth of political intrigues and personal dilemmas while deciphering outrageous prophecies that directly contradict each other. Your choices influence not only your destiny but also the fates of bumbling royalty, eccentric inventors, and overly dramatic heroes. Expect laughter, chaos, and a healthy dose of existential crisis as you try to uncover 'whose prophecy is it, anyway?' while proving that destiny has a silly side.