Private Parts

In this outrageous and hilariously awkward text-based adventure, you play as Max, a fourteen-year-old boy navigating the perils of a bizarre school where disciplinary actions are taken a tad too far. In an environment where misbehavior is met with absurd and exaggerated punishments, you must interact with your classmates, teachers, and the quirky rules of the school while trying to avoid the humorous pitfalls of embarrassment. Your exhibitionist tendencies only complicate this already tricky situation, as you balance the need for freedom with the fear of an unexpected wardrobe malfunction. Choose your responses carefully and steer through hilarious dialogues, outrageous scenarios, and dramatic choices to reach the end of the school day without losing your pants—or your dignity!