In 'Pirates of the Constitution', you play as A.J. Jacobs, a quirky and passionate writer embarking on an absurd quest to become the first privateer sanctioned by Congress since 1815. With a tricorn hat and musket in hand, navigate the political and legal minefields of modern America as you engage with Congress, engage in battles of wits with representatives, and traverse picturesque yet challenging terrain, from the bustling streets of New York City to the scenic shores of the high seas. Choose how literally you wish to interpret the Constitution, balancing humor, drama, and a hint of madness as you encounter eccentric characters, host spirited debates, and attempt to spark a national movement for constitutional pirating.