Phallus Crusade

In a world where all things phallic have come to life, you play as Penny Packer, a down-on-their-luck hero with a unique mission: to save the realm of Penihardia from the tyrannical rule of the Overlord Phallux, who seeks to subjugate all citizens under his rod of oppression. Your quirky journey takes you through wild landscapes like the Land of Erected Dreams and the Valley of Flaccid Fears. Engage in hilarious dialogues, solve absurd riddles, and gather dubious companions—all while exploring the absurdity of societal norms around sexuality. Your choices will determine not only the fate of Penihardia but also provide ongoing comedic commentary on the weirdness of human desires.