Penny Pusher: The Hedge Fund Hustle
Making money moves... or maybe just moves that make no sense!
Step into the polished shoes of Penny, a freshly minted finance graduate who discovers a hidden talent for manipulating financial markets through sheer wit and a touch of absurdity. As a 'founding developer-marketer,' you must navigate the cutthroat world of high finance and startups, engaging in wild negotiations, absurd investor pitches, and ludicrous social media campaigns. Each decision you make alters your firm's reputation and your potential for success in this satirical take on the hustle culture of the finance world. Will you blow the roof off your startup or crash and burn spectacularly? Your choices will shape the world around you in unpredictable ways!
