In this hilariously chaotic interactive text-based game, you play as Sam, an underpaid and overworked employee of a large, nebulous corporation known only as The Bureau. After stumbling upon a secret ledger that lists everyone's paychecks—complete with absurd expenses and nonsensical bonuses—you find yourself caught in a frenzied scheme to claim your fair share. Navigate the absurdities of office politics, ridiculous bureaucratic processes, and bizarre corporate culture, all while striking deals and forming alliances to get the paycheck that is rightfully yours. But be careful; every decision can lead to unpredictable outcomes!