Pattern Paradox

In the chaotic realm of Glowdust, you play as a rogue programmer who accidentally discovers a mysterious database inhabited by sentient data cells. Your mission is to create the ultimate querying patterns to manipulate the data and uncover the secrets hidden deep within the database. As you traverse different realms of data types, you must use your wits to outsmart quirky characters representing various programming principles, all while battling glitches and syntax errors that threaten to corrupt the data. Can you master the art of pattern matching to save the database from imminent collapse?