Parquet Panic!

In 'Parquet Panic!', you play as a quirky data engineer named Sammy, who gets caught in a wild adventure while trying to write Parquet files with Haskell. As you're faced with outrageous bugs, eccentric colleagues, and the ever-elusive proper syntax, you'll need to navigate a series of hilarious situations and make choices that impact your work and your sanity. Will you debug your way to glory or become a living meme? Dive into a world where data and comedy collide, with each decision leading to unexpected twists and laughter.