Paradoxical Greetings

In 'Paradoxical Greetings,' you play as an underwhelming greeting card designer who stumbles upon an ancient artifact that lets you speak to the past, present, and future. However, each time you make a greeting that charms someone (or something), you inadvertently change their fate in hilariously chaotic ways. Navigate through different time periods, dealing with historical figures and surreal scenarios, all while piecing together a mystery that threatens to rewrite the fabric of time. Will you save time or just waste it?