Step into the chaotic shoes of a reluctant time-traveler who stumbles upon a time-manipulating artifact during a routine visit to a thrift shop. With the help of a sarcastic AI sidekick and a rotating cast of bizarre historical figures that absurdly question their own existence, players navigate through pivotal moments in time. Each decision impacts the fabric of reality, leading to outlandishly unpredictable outcomes—from accidentally starting the Great Fire of London while attempting to prevent it, to convincing Cleopatra of the merits of space travel. Players must cleverly weave their way through paradoxes, making decisions that branch into different comedic narratives. Can you unravel the mystery of the artifact before you become a permanent part of history's punchline?