Paradox Chronicles: Hello, Who?

In a future where time travel is a daily commute and paradoxes run wild, you play as Calvin Quark, an overworked temporal bureaucrat tasked with untangling the messes caused by hapless time tourists. As paradoxes spiral out of control, you encounter historical figures who are completely out of their element—think a confused Shakespeare trying to understand the internet, or Napoleon trying to make sense of social media fame. Your choices dictate the outcomes of these interactions as you race against time to restore the timeline while navigating your own existential crisis about identity and purpose in a world where nothing is certain.