Step into the shoes of a low-level bureaucrat in a dystopian future where paperwork governs life. Your character, navigating through a bizarre government landscape cluttered with absurd regulations, must solve the crisis of the month: a mysterious glitch in the system that threatens to turn citizens into bureaucratic zombies. As you interact with peculiar characters—from a self-doubting dictator to overly enthusiastic interns—you'll utilize wit, sarcasm, and questionable ethical decisions to restore order amid the chaos. Each choice you make not only impacts the immediate crisis but also shapes the dysfunctional society around you, leading to multiple endings that reflect the surreal nature of governance.